In the News

Three breakfast links:

First bite:

Sad, considering that “women are the pinnacle of creation.” It’s in quotes because I’ve said my own words before.

Second bite:

Dead men tell no tales? That was then and this is now.

https://nypost.com/2018/04/22/police-try-to-unlock-phone-with-dead-mans-finger-during-funeral/?curator=MediaREDEF

Best bite:

I’m just reporting here folks, covering the news with WaughPaper.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/541376/its-official-uranus-smells-farts